February 2010
114 posts
I passed a parked pickup truck with a Pride...
I’d like to think it’s because I internalize everything, and I’m a lesbian who wants a pickup truck, but I think I’m just prejudiced about gay people. If I’m not careful, I’m going to get kicked out of the drum circle I attend on opposite Tuesdays from my vegan cooking class.
January 2010
251 posts
Celebrating meaningless milestones.
This is my 1000th post.
“And why do gay men need to meet each other online? That’s for straight people...”
– Warming Glow
“George Lucas’ next project is a CGI musical about fairies. No, seriously.”
– FilmDrunk. Story here.
After 20 mins. of explaining what a blog is, I...
Me: It's not really about gay people. It's people and things that seem gay.
NaNa: I don't think I understand.
Me: OK, you know Prince, right? The singer?
NaNa: Yes...
Me: Well, he's straight, but to look at him you'd probably think he's gay, right?
NaNa: I don't know what I think he is!
Clearly, she understands Prince better than I do.
NaNa Discovers My Blog: Part 2
NaNa: Aren't you worried they'll come after you?
Me: Who?
NaNa: The people. For making fun of them.
Me: What? You mean the gays?
NaNa: *whispering* Yes.
Me: NaNa, why are you whispering?
NaNa: Shhh! I'm not.
I really don't know what that was about.
Tumblr is not longer for faggots
tumblrisforlulz:
I’ve been asked to change my URL. Tis done
Fuck Tumblr.
This will do.
tumblrisforfaggots:
“Hey D00D, John Holmes again! You posted it! SHIT. Much props my nigger. Did anyone tell you you look like Tony Danza? Cause you do. You look like Tony Fuckin’ Danza (TFD for short, lololol) When your fucking a dude in the ass (like a choo choo train)(LOL RACK EM) does he ever call you Tony? (Possibly the boss?) I know I would, and Im not even gay (Well, actually, it depends...
